things.

awesome thing that happened yesterday: saw person at work with tucked in camo shirt, pencil skirt and spider slippers.

awesome thing that happened today: almost convinced a co-worker to attend a photo shoot wearing barrette and a black turtle neck and speak on the art of revolution. 

awesome thing that will happen tomorrow: tbd

One thought

maybe there is a reason your not supposed to know what goes on behind close doors. behind certain doors people poop and there's no reason to open that. 

week.

i think this is how i feel. 

or rather, this is how i think i feel so this is how i will feel. 

this is how i think i will feel. 

rather, this is the possibility to a feeling that is currently or almost apparent is.

no.

this is a fleeting yet relevant feeling that is a current thought.

current or somewhat current.

this is a momentary thought.

or momentary percepetion on the valid state of affairs. 

this is a perception of intra-personal perception on thought.

or affairs. or, in fact, actions. 

i am reflecting. i think i reflect confusion.

Articles on business I would rather read:

·      How to survive the day when your PMS wants you to rip off your co-workers head

·      Laughing at boss’s jokes: the fine art of the fake laugh

·      Being competitive and not being called a bitch

·      Why you just can’t be honest

·      Is that Chanel? No, it’s Old Navy

·      If not this then what?

·      Surviving downsizing without giving blow jobs

·      Getting promoted without the hassle of a sex change

more to come. this one's for the little guy.

how to finish a bottle of wine

you start with dinner. because what is dinner without wine. you don't pour too much. just enough to accent the sensual textures and aromas of the meal.

well that glass ended quickly. you're not even done eating. this justifies the next glass. again reasonable amount, although a little more then the last time. 

after dinner you sit back and enjoy the meal you just eat. that wine sure did compliment that food. it did leave your throat dry. ::swallow:: you end up at the fridge toping off the glass to clear your throat. nothing is more hydrating then wine. 

all the sudden that sitcom about southern families is getting funnier. i mean that's not how you dance.

your friend calls. i mean, you might as well get another glass so you can stay on the phone. 

this call is lasting a long time. one more glass. 

finally it ends. you remember you have to do some work from home. well that's going to need another glass. 

now you're bored and buzzed. so i think that deserves a drink. go get a glass of wine!

that one wasn't very big, so you get another one in justification. just as you pour that last glass all of the wine is done. 

you did it. you finished the bottle. go you.

Nicki.23

I'd like to take some time to explain where I was. Nicki.23 works. Nicki.23 works a lot. Nicki.23 has no idea what she is working towards but regardless is working hard. Nicki.23 lost what used to feel like creativity. Nicki.23 makes jokes about Xerox and the inability to receive a document on time. (you know, you order something to be printed in 2 days and receive it in 5 done incorrectly... i mean come on, I should just go and print it myself... funny right?) Nicki.23 go get laid.

today.

I guess in all reality you can't stop it. One day you agonizing over the conflict growing up vs staying youthful, the next your 30. Given up. Tired. All the sudden the job that was temporary in your 20's is a great opportunity. I fear giving up. Damn you 30. But strangely enough this isn't what's bugging me. Well, maybe it is.