you start with dinner. because what is dinner without wine. you don't pour too much. just enough to accent the sensual textures and aromas of the meal.
well that glass ended quickly. you're not even done eating. this justifies the next glass. again reasonable amount, although a little more then the last time.
after dinner you sit back and enjoy the meal you just eat. that wine sure did compliment that food. it did leave your throat dry. ::swallow:: you end up at the fridge toping off the glass to clear your throat. nothing is more hydrating then wine.
all the sudden that sitcom about southern families is getting funnier. i mean that's not how you dance.
your friend calls. i mean, you might as well get another glass so you can stay on the phone.
this call is lasting a long time. one more glass.
finally it ends. you remember you have to do some work from home. well that's going to need another glass.
now you're bored and buzzed. so i think that deserves a drink. go get a glass of wine!
that one wasn't very big, so you get another one in justification. just as you pour that last glass all of the wine is done.
you did it. you finished the bottle. go you.
