Saturday, August 1, 2009

this is weird.

its a weird, sad day when you realize the sexiest thing you own is a v-neck t-shirt.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

joke

My day was so bad.

(you say, how bad was it?)

My day was so bad, that while driving to the liquor store to get liquor I laughed at a joke about slapping your wife in the face with raw chicken (but not the funny kind).

remember to tip your waiters.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

things.

awesome thing that happened yesterday: saw person at work with tucked in camo shirt, pencil skirt and spider slippers.

awesome thing that happened today: almost convinced a co-worker to attend a photo shoot wearing barrette and a black turtle neck and speak on the art of revolution. 

awesome thing that will happen tomorrow: tbd

Monday, February 23, 2009

One thought

maybe there is a reason your not supposed to know what goes on behind close doors. behind certain doors people poop and there's no reason to open that. 

Friday, January 9, 2009

week.

i think this is how i feel. 

or rather, this is how i think i feel so this is how i will feel. 

this is how i think i will feel. 

rather, this is the possibility to a feeling that is currently or almost apparent is.

no.

this is a fleeting yet relevant feeling that is a current thought.

current or somewhat current.

this is a momentary thought.

or momentary percepetion on the valid state of affairs. 

this is a perception of intra-personal perception on thought.

or affairs. or, in fact, actions. 

i am reflecting. i think i reflect confusion.