Tuesday, October 26, 2010

smoke if you got 'em

it took until almost halloween. figures. i hate the holiday.

personal choice. i'm not here to get all preachy about which holiday you should or should not enjoy. although now that i have your attention... halloween sucks because you have to dress up. you have to put all this effort into being something you're not for a promise of a fun evening. then you get there and find that what you are pretending to be is never good enough. not for candy or for being slutty.

i think i am going to blame tivo for being so efficient. you had to remember my goal to watch every episode of SNL so you go ahead and start recording the new season without even consulting me once if it was something i wanted. doesn't even consider how it would make me feel to keep my random unspecified commitments.

so in order to make sure i never found anything funny again, i watched 3 episodes of the new season. well, to clarify i watch 2 episodes and less than 1 minute of an episode since tivo messed up. out of all of that here's what i gathered:

1. in less than 1 min that tivo got of the season premiere it magically got the funniest part. a parrot joke. i think you get the rest.

2. that maybe (to take some of it off snl) i need to know more about politics to get the jokes.

3. seth myers is single so that's awesome.

4. i might have a bad sense of humor because the things i find funny are jokes that we coined in 1950 and haven't changed so there it is. i watched it. i laughed 10 times*. and then i blogged.

i need a life.

*footnote- by laugh I mean chuckled. I will promise now to state when and if I ever truly laugh on the to the out loud (LOL).